Dumb People

Here’s the thing.  If you are driving down the road and notice that someone has the door of their car open, there is no need for you to lean on your horn.  Especially when the whole other lane is wide open.  All you have to do is turn your wheel a little bit and take that lane around the 2 feet that you can not pass.  And while you are just leaning on your horn and cursing at the person (me) that has the door open, please realize that it is not going to help.  As a matter of fact it makes the person who has to close the door go slower.  Maybe even go inside with the door still open just to see what you are going to do.  I DIDN’T THINK YOU WERE GOING TO ACTUALLY WAIT UNTIL I CAME BACK OUT AND CLOSE THE DOOR TO PASS!!!!  But when I did come back out and you opened your window and called me an asshole and a piece of shit, and I’m not sure what finger was looking me right in the face but I’m pretty sure that it was one close to the middle of your hand.  Don’t tell me I have no respect, you just don’t know how to fucking drive.  You do not have to stay in that lane especially when the cars behind you are passing you.  I don’t know if you were proving a point or what you were doing, but you lost.  All told it ended up being a 5 minute delay in your day that didn’t need to be.  You, my friend, are an idiot.  And if I ever see your car coming down the street again I am going to open all the doors in the car and just sit outside with a six pack and watch you struggle to figure out what you’re next move is Einstein.  Truly, you are the dumbest person alive.  And I wish I could say it was a terrible woman driver but it wasn’t.  It was a guy in a wife beater in February.  Got to love my neighborhood.  A couple of my neighbors who realized I was messing with him did come outside and start laughing with me which started my day off great.  So, to the F 150 driver who drives down Montour street at around eight in the morning, you are truly the dumbest human being I have ever seen.  And you calling me an idiot is actually a complement because I can’t imagine someone doing something as stupid as what you just did this morning.  Please, please drive by tomorrow again as I put two trash cans in the middle of the road and a sign on them that says, “F 150s may not pa