Number one: Why do they have to bee in a metal safe in the middle of the Rite Aid?
Number two: Why does the person at the counter have to yell over the loudspeaker, "I need the key for the condoms!"
Number three: If a woman is at the register, I do not want her to know that I am that small and on top of that, need the kind that makes women pleased because I don't.
Number four: Why do they always get the wrong key first so my next door neighbor and his 8 year old kid can watch me stand by the counter as anxious as can be waiting for this 40 minute process..... when the "actual" process does not take me 40 minutes to begin with.
Number five: The question, "what kind do you want" should be replaced with, "are you 100% white?"
Number six: Just to make the process a little more of a confidence booster, I buy Magnums 4 times a week (the huge pack) from 4 different places, then go back to my Rite Aid once a month (maybe) and get the kiddy sized ribbed for her condoms. Yeh huge self esteem booster. So if anyone needs 36 packs of magnums, get at me.
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