At a Family Member's Wedding

So.... the question is posed, "Does a man whose cousin Christopher is getting married on Friday dare to go after one of the bridesmaids?  Or should he just stick to other people in the wedding"  I do not see the problem in getting with a bridesmaid that is not in a relationship.  Because as we all know from Wedding Crashers it is rather easy.  They all want to have a man that will take care of them because they just saw their friend get married and how beautiful the whole process was from the day they started dating up until the wedding.  I.... do not know if it is out of line to take "advantage" of emotions, but if "emotions" were not taken advantage of then no one would ever get laid.  Sorry to be so blunt.  As you all know I am an incredible dancer if you have been keeping up with the blogs and that is an automatic in, no pun intended.  So, will it be disrespectful if I get with one of the bridesmaids?  And this is what I have come up with.

     1- No

So after a long arduous thought process I have decided that many of the single bridesmaids are going into this wedding the same way I am.  They are thinking, at the end of the night I would love to have someone to "snuggle" with.  But the real question is, how many OTHER good looking girls will be there?  Because if I can stay away from the drama of getting with a bridesmaid then I will, not a confrontational guy (bullshit).  But after they see my talent in dancing and me sheer comic genius I am a definite in for someone.  But, and this is a big but!  I sweat like a black guy at a kkk meeting.  So after dancing all night and sweating through my suit, unless I can take a shower before "things go down" I think I might have to pass.  Because I understand that it is sexy while in the process of making love to sweat but I don't think there is anything sexy about making love to someone who has been sweating for 4 hours unstoppably.  And if a girl thinks that isn't a problem I should probably stay away from her and that thing on her lip anyway because she's gross.  So.... in my final tally... weddings, although fun and such happy events lead you to think of way more things then you want too.  Like the fact I am not married yet, and my life is not progressing as I would wish... and so forth.  This glorious occasion will be fantastic while it is going on, but will lead to depression for one's own self in the following days afterward.  I know that is probably selfish but I am so happy for My cousin and his beautiful bride, I am just not looking forward to the next week of depression that will follow.... and the only thing I can think of that will make it better is a great story about how I got laid by the aunt of someone in someone's family that I know so I can blog about it.  God that would be great.  Unfortunately, I know all the aunt's, and if I blog about getting with one of them, just know I am a disgusting human being.