Charlie Sheen

            I do not think that the name of my blog could be any better for the subject I am taking on today.  A man, they say, born with tiger's blood and the DNA of Adonis: A man some call CHARLIE SHEEN.  He has had nicknames in his past movies which were all SOLID GOLD movies, the one I feel is the most fitting would have to be Wild Thing, and Wild Thing.... I would just like to say... I think I love you (even more now).
            His children were just recently taken away from him today, I suppose Child Services may have seen one of his 30 interviews.  All saying the same thing, he is not man...... he is immortal.  These interviews have definitely enlightened me to information regarding Charlie Sheen.  I had no idea he was even a rock star, let alone a rock star from Mars.  They tried to keep him in Area 51 after his landing about 65 years ago I am told but they could not hold him due to his immense strength and talent of seduction.  
           Charlie has had drug problems in the "past" and from his interviews you can tell that he is doing much much much better these days.  I am ashamed that we live in a world where Child Services could take children away from such an amazing man, father, actor, tiger blood holder, Goddess attracter, Rick Vaughn and on top of everything else.... an amazing orator.  He has spoken so beautifully and without repetition in these interviews.  And the lighting in which he was shown in, well that just shows you that he could not possibly have anything wrong with him.  He looks as good as any homeless male prostitute could ever look.  He has recently, since these incidents, been offered roles in Charlie's Song, The new E.T (in which he will play the ever loving extra terrestrial, of course this is because of his knowledge of the universe), and... most impressively he has been given the role of Jesus in The Passion of Christ 2.  Mel Gibson loves Charlie Sheens acting ability and I am told they feel the same way about the Jewish community, they love them.
          In all seriousness though, Charlie did bring up some good points... AA does only have a 5% success rate.... wait did I say points? I meant point, he brought up a good point.  Sure, that point he brought up didn't really help anything nor did it hurt.  It was just his explanation of why he had his own little "Happy Valley Lodge" Sober living rehab at his house (in Malibu).  I do not think this will kill his career as much as Mel Gibson's outrageous tapes killed his.  Though I do think he might have trouble striking a job for a little bit.  Unless the job requires someone with Tiger blood, then he is perfect for it.  Charlie is going through a tragic time right now and I have always loved him.  Hearing his crazy stories of the parties he had thrown at his house and how his cars were driven off a cliff during one of these parties and he has no idea how that happened, He's just always been so entertaining to me.
         There is one word he keeps on using that truly describes the downfall of Rick Vaughn, and that word is "Epic."  At this point, last time I checked, he was winning and the scoreboard doesn't lie.  Well, I wish you the best Charlie.  Keep on winning, because you need to win over a lot of judges, jurors and everyone in Hollywood.  I know you can Charlie, you are... not only a genius in your words but also maybe the next Einstein (or Darren Daulton).  It's all about the W Charlie, keep it up, because we love every second of it.