Philly goes to Oregon

So the life long question shall be answered tomorrow.  Can someone from Philadelphia actually understand/ be able to compose himself in a respectful way in another state (besides new jersey because that place is the arm pit of America).  I am off to Oregon tomorrow and to tell you the truth I am not sure if they are ready for me.  I am Philly for life, gangsta as shit... if one of those loggers who thinks he's so tough steps up to me he's gonna feel what it's like to get thrown down a mountain.  I am not sure how I am going to do with all the nature because the only nature is philadelphia is "Naughty by Nature."  I am very excited and just hope that Oregonians realize that they can't step to a Philly bol or there will be problems.  Even though they all have rifles, I am too quick for bullets and this gives the women there a chance to be with someone outside their family... haha.  I am just joking (?).  Oregon I hope you are ready to get hit in the face with the baddest mutha this side of, well.... anything.  See everyone when I get back, check up on my blogs I will be writing everyday.  Keep Philly up sonsss!