The struggle of a man who

              Dear friends... I love my head bands.  I have almost 30, just recently counted because I knew at one time I had about 40 but since they are so small they do get left at many places.  But I truly have a head band to match any outfit I want to wear.  Some may say, "Hey Joe, get a fucking life, stop wearing head bands you look like an idiot, you kind of smell bad, I wanna punch you in the face, go play in traffic, I want to rip your arm off and beat you with it..... you get the point.  People do not like the head band.  And I am just here to say, it ain't going no where folks.  I will be 50 and still be wearing a head band.  But the only time I truly wear it is when my hair is in it's awkward phase.  Right now being one of those times.  I can not explain to you my hair and how it looks but i have cow licks on both sides of the front of my hair which makes it pretty hard to.... look good at all.  So when it grows out, I can either part it on one side and look like I was in the movie "Revenge of the Nerds 3", or i can put it in a head band and sort of look like a lesbian.  Personally I would rather look like a lesbian, because at least lesbians like girls. My hair just looks so bad parted.  But I am pleading people, stop trying to start fights with kids in head bands because they're crazy to be wearing them out in the first place, so what do you think we'll do to you?  We will kick your ass that's what!  We will kick your ass and not get a sweaty forehead because we are wearing a headband.  And yes, it is a conversation starter, maybe not a good one... but one none the less.  If I am out with my boys and we are trying to talk to girls all we have to do is wait for a girl to say "Sweet Head Band loser" and then.... we charm them with our smooth talk.  So I take one for the team as well.  

              In conclusion I would just like to say, next time you see a guy in a head band please, dont be so quick to judge.  That kid is making his friends look good (or better than him), getting girls to talk to his friends because of their loser head band friend, and a lot of the girls who see head banders  think that he may be gay and grow more comfortable with them earlier than his friends with no game (or maybe that's just me, whatever.. no matter).  So beware of the head band wearing man, he is well read and has thought of everything you have thought of.  You can not hurt our spirit with your quick zingers or self esteem killers because if we have the balls to wear headbands in public then we are definitely better than you are at making fun of people.  Remember that.